Justin Bieber Sued by Crazy Man Claiming to be Selena’s Dad

Justin and Selena – vanity fair after party! 2011

TMZ has obtained a lawsuit from a crazy Michigan man who claims he is Selena’s father and is suing Justin Bieber. Among the things the lawsuit alleges are:

– Justin Bieber got his “daughter” Selena pregnant and owes him $426 for the subsequent abortion. The impregnating occurred in the man’s bedroom, on a Canadian bear rug.

– The man was s0d0mized with a firework by Usher Raymond while Raymond blared Kate Perry’s (sic) “Firework” song. That … is one way to interpret the song.

– Justin gave Selena an STD and then stole the man’s credit card to buy c0caine for himself and “Sean P-Ditty Combs” to use in a drug-free school zone. Whatever that means. Also, we were unaware drug dealers took credit cards.

– The lawsuit concludes that America must boycott Justin Bieber’s music.

Wow.. pathetic! this man needs some medication.

122 Comments
  1. You’ve got to be kidding me! Lmao. B!tches be crazy nowadays.

    “Justin gave Selena an STD and then stole the man’s credit card to buy c0caine for himself and “Sean P-Ditty Combs” to use in a drug-free school zone.” This man is trying to jive. Bro, he is f*cking rich! Why would he need someone else’s credit cards?

  2. - I read this on OceanUP.com and busted out laughing. LML. Who ever believes this bullsh*t is just plain stupid. The story it self is stupid and that man is pathetic.

    • Male version of Mariah Yeater. Just another attention seeker trying to find their way in life but suddenly realized they can’t get a job if they’re high all the damn time.

  3. I worked in a law office and think this is one of the most ridiculous suits ever-it should be thrown out by the judge or he should be fired. This is what I mean by the Media. They never report the good things he does, only alleged scandals. Now, in his Beauty And The Beat video comments section haters are spreading the false story that he has cancer. There is no end to their hate.

    • i know right. PPL these days are plain crazy. Justin isn’t that stupid to do that. besides justin isn’t that stupid to do drugs. his career is way more important to him then getting high.

    • Justin is so famouse,handsome, rich n more over he has so many fans so in these days People are tryin to show justin in a bad way. :)

    • Damn there is always someone that is trying to make Justin look bad but Bro. At the end of the day you have Beliebers telling you how stupid you are. P.s follow me on twitter: @cupcake1237

  4. & it says I’m unsure if drug dealers take credit cards! What kind of drug dealer takes credit cards? Hahaha:D I think we all know this is FAKE!

  5. Bitch must have have a lot of time on his hands. LOL. he must be so freaking board. U know a persons board when they start making fake stories that arent true. he needs to go shit ina whole.

  6. uuuuummmmmmm wat do i say,i believe justin did not do those things i say we now justin.i say justin will not do those things justin knows if he does that it will mess with his job justin is NOT STUPID he knows what he has 2 do I BELIEVE IN JUSTIN DREW BIEBER . that dude is wack iknow that is selenas dad

    • OhhMG!!! LAMBO This is CraZy 0_¤ man. Justin is not her(slutena’s) dad,he is younger to selena.The man who had said that all,is really mad,Dumb A%*.

  7. Some people file lawsuits against celebrities hoping they will settle so they can extort money from them. Michael Jackson, and others had to spend money to get rid of false accusations which may be hard to disprove. However, Selena, Usher, and others can show this guy is a loon by showing he is lying if necessary.

  8. OMG THIS IS SOOOO FREAKING FAKE MAN!!!! OMG HE IS SOOOOO STUPID .PEOPLE ARE JUST CRAZY AND STUPID THESE DAYS. Poor Justin people alway hate on him :( I dislike that

  9. man this world is full of nut jobs when i read it on tmz i was laughing istericaly. there are some crazy people out there. and who in there right mind would take a case like these? i thought obsessive fans where crazy i guess i was wrong.

  10. Some people… they make me laugh. He knows he has to PROVE he’s Selena’s “dad” and WHY WOULD JUSTIN NEED HIS POOR ASS CREDIT CARD! lol

  11. Hey guys,may i have ur attention please…… Do u guys want an award show at jbz for us like…….’JBZ FANSITE AWARD SHOW’ for the memmbers of Jbz???

  12. who the hell will believe in such a BUL*sh**T???!!! what a stupid jerk that man is saying himself sely’s dad uggh!!??? n who does he think JB to steal his bloody credit card?? wtf is this ahh!!!! so disgusting!! ppl alwys trynna ruin my JB’s life means they dnt get their life at ol..they jst want attention what a sh**t?? no matter wht ,,,we beliebers wont stop fighting #STAYSTRONG #SupportingTILLlastBREATH love u justin

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