Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus & Barack Obama GQ’s Least Influential People of 2013

Justin Bieber Miley Cyrus Less influencial people

GQ Magazine has named Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and the president of the United States Barack Obama to its list of “25 least influential people of 2013:”

Here’s GQ Mag reasoning:

Justin Bieber: When you’re a just-legal megastar raising hell and being a brat, people will still give you a chance. They’ll blame the money and the fame and probably your parents. But once you lose the baby fat, there are no viable excuses. You are officially just a little shit for pissing in buckets and cursing out Bill Clinton and writing the exact wrong thing in the guest book at the Anne Frank house and spitting on people and having your monkey confiscated. Also, he dresses like a blind magician. One sign Bieber is no longer a cute pop star: He lost a PR war with the Germans, who confiscated his pet monkey.

Miley Cyrus: Didn’t we already go through this with Madonna, and Janet Jackson, and Britney, and Xtina, and that one video in which Alanis was naked on a subway with her hair in front of her boobs and it was really awkward for everyone? Miley spent the entire year foam-finger-blasting herself, licking sledgehammers, and basically trying every inane strategy she could think of to rile up America’s few remaining pearl clutchers. What’s sad is that it totally worked.

Was it fair of GQ to list Justin, Miley & President Obama as one of the least influential people of 2013?

GQ’s complete list…!!!
1. Dennis Rodman
2. Paula Deen
3. Anthony Weiner
4. Justin Bieber
5. Pope Benedict XVI
6. Miley Cyrus
7. Aaron Hernandez
8. Prince George
9. (George Zimmerman prosecutor) Angela Corey
10. Will Smith and family
11. Lady Gaga
12. Tim Tebow
13. NFLer Chris Culliver
14. Rolling Stone’s Jann Wenner
15. Alex Rodriguez
16. The Cicadas
17. President Obama
18. Ryan Reynolds
19. Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries
20. Zack Snyder
21. Lennay Kekua (a.k.a. Manti Te’o’s fake dead girlfriend)
22. Edward Snowden
23. CNN’s John King / Howard Kurtz (tie)
24. Dr. Cornel West
25. Jodi Arias


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